Attention all reckless billionaire types looking to fund a deranged media venture! Cinephobia is now accepting donations via Paypal and Credit Card. 

If we can raise a plentiful rookerful of the big, big, big money, we’re gonna redesign the site, get some new gear, post regular articles, cut together video clips, produce weekly episodes of Cinephobia Radio and if there’s any cash left over, we’ll throw it in the general direction of a few carefully curated guest contributors.

But rest assured, any cash you’re generous enough to send in will not be treated with neglect! We’ll stack it up, keep it dry and spray it regularly for silver fish.

Ogromnoe Spasibo!