Greeting Earthlings,

Unlike many of the Velvet Buzzsaw’s previous forays into the harsh and unforgiving netherworld of dissident dysphoria, there’s almost a vague sense of hope and optimism in this one.

Almost.

But I promise you. I won’t let it happen again.

Slooshy well my darling Droogies.

Slooshy well.

— Stuart F. Andrews