Cinephobia Radio returns after seven years in the wilderness!

So the big question is, “Why?” What on earth would possess me to bring such a thing back?

What could Cinephobia Radio have to contribute to a failed culture where every single facet has been corporate captured, where blind, unquestioning obedience has been hailed as a progressive virtue, where super edgy, hardcore, transgressive culture vultures turned out to be pro-censorship, pro-Wall Street, Trembling Gibbles, where Milgram Muppets, Muzzle Monkeys and Jabber Wankers believe they possess a healthy distrust of authority yet were proud to submit to experimental gene transfer injections manufactured by serial corporate criminals and then virtue signal their compliance for all the world to see, where 99.99% of our anti-establishment, dissident heroes turned out to be easily brainwashed, effortlessly terrorized, partisan deranged shills for a criminally insane pharmaceutical industry, one of the most powerful and malignant, if not demonic forces on planet earth?

Well, the good news is, my brothers and sisters, these questions and many more will be answered in this epic two-part series. In fact, almost all the problems of the known universe will be solved on these episodes, and the amazing thing about that is, they’re completely free! So even though it took me a gazillion hours to put together, you get to listen for absolutely nothing.

Incredible, isn’t it?

And what on earth would possess me to do such a crazy thing, you ask? I’ll be honest with ya. The Gods made me do it. I had almost no choice in the matter.

Slooshy well my little Droogies….

Slooshy well.

— Stuart F. Andrews

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